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Perfect in every way. Those lips are no joke just beautiful….
psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
the-dane-of-my-existence:that-little-annoying-dwarf: yourkinginlaw: Because everyone loves men in suits and ties((Make-up test and a darker tan from the sun)) Damn. holy crap you’re perfect
tf-servant: I gave my boyfriend this suit as a joke. He put it on as a joke to, to give me the opportunity to be the top that night. But even I didn’t know what it could do. As soon as he put it on, it stuck to his body, fitting perfectly. He tried
lissabunnyx: Insert sexual star wars joke here
hopelesslyhiddled: fuckyeahsterekfeels: Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton joke around at the Cannes Film Festival. realistic reaction to Tom Hiddleston’s flattery
Team Yume Mini-Cast: “Funny Comics About Menstruation” Devar is eating a sandwich, which means it’s the perfect time to talk about period jokes as Madhog introduces the guys to the art of Sarah Andersen through a very “selective&rd
areyoutryingtodeduceme:221cbakerstreet:nopholom:princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
heavymetalmummy:areyoutryingtodeduceme:221cbakerstreet:nopholom:princeofprocrastination:Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best facestill my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently
coelasquid: friendlytree: wrywlf: it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen eternal classic I was just thinking of what a perfect joke this is a day
fart jokes
areyoutryingtodeduceme:221cbakerstreet:nopholom:princeofprocrastination:Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best facestill my favoritean example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panelsxD
savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
goodgonads: not the first one to make this joke but
canaryindustry: omnuspowered: Zai x 10, the new crime comedy manga from the author of Daily Lives of High School Boys, Yamauchi Yasunobu. This dude has perfect joke timing. I highly recommend reading this, omfg!
It’s A Perfect Day To Kick Ass, Becky
To perk upYou gotta percolateA hot cup of coffeeMakes the perfect date
DIY - Big Booty in Jeans - Cartoon PinUp Sketch A shout out to OGs DIY folks - cam girls :PAnd a perfect fit(!) for Phatass Phriday.——-Patreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
thatonecubjon: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: Okay, okay! Are you ready for a joke? Okay, here it goes:What kind of profile pictures do crustaceans prefer? Shellfies! This post cost me five followers. well worth it
masked-perfection: lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
queenhettienne: Someone finally notices Hannibal’s cannibal jokes.
wanderingarchaeo: iygrittenothing: ryuyosei: killipan-jones: purrim: purrim: why are blonde jokes so short? so men can remember them this took an unexpected turn Not if you just asked for directions. ohmygod. well, todays tumblr adventures
ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
death-limes: naamahdarling: adventurotica: I am laughing unreasonably hard at this. I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it. this is so perfect jesus christ am i even real
nevaehtyler: Watch Powerful Spoken Word Poem “Black Joke” By Taylor Steele In her poem “Black Joke” poet Taylor Steele highlights the most common jokes White people throw at Black people. She perfectly explains how unthoughtful it is of people
thepowerofblackwomen: ON WHAT SHE’S LOOKING FORWARD TO AFTER LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE “My hopes are to recapture some of the everydayness, some anonymity. And we know that will take some time. But I always joke that I dream of opening up my front
herzspalter: Rodimus visits the medbay every day to deliver more jokes he thinks are new and witty but actually aren’t. Please forgive the awful gif quality that destroyed some colors :( It looks better in full view!
cats-dont-draw: UPLOADING AGAIN IN BOTH SPANISH AND ENGLISH!It is based (yet again) on a spanish meme / joke, specifically one from Venezuela (the show is Mexican I know) but I seriously thought the dialog fit Black Hat perfectly, I translated the joke
kurasu-zero: omnuspowered: Zai x 10, the new crime comedy manga from the author of Daily Lives of High School Boys, Yamauchi Yasunobu. This dude has perfect joke timing.
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areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: randomredux: nootnootmothafuckah: areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect
blitzfrau:Zai x 10, the new crime comedy manga from the author of Daily Lives of High School Boys, Yamauchi Yasunobu. This dude has perfect joke timing.
This is a funny jokeA bunch of weebs were in a room and they all agreed that it was the perfect temperature, the temperature of that room was nyoom temperature
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badjokesbyjeff: A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesThe first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling
parkingintopeter: do you want to hear a joke the north american education system
kurobi: Here’s a holiday comic based on a dumb inside joke that took me forever to finish. My friends wouldn’t shut up about Papyrus’ poppin’ booty. Sans is just mad because his present wasn’t as cool.
valdanderthal: areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels love the last
perfect-curves: Please no obvious jokes.
perfect-curves: Friday night and a glass of wine. (No cat/pussy jokes please.)
purifyed: daffodils: thawne: clubeau: alalae: suc-culent: serenitate: evanescen-t: tygres: s-un-rise: owlaholic: these jeans are the perfect fit and perfect color and perfectly rolled just a smidge… fave pic no joke those are2 people and
perfect, if I were to make a joke about it.
THIS BOY HAS A BETTER BUTT THAN EVERY SINGLE GIRL ON TUMBLR I AM LEGIT JEALOUS I AM COPYING HIS WORK OUT ROUTINE NO JOKE IT IS A PERFECT ASS PERFECT LITERAL PERFECTION
novamist: the-sun-child: breezeful: ex-hale-shit: t-opshop: serenitate: evanescen-t: tygres: s-un-rise: owlaholic: these jeans are the perfect fit and perfect color and perfectly rolled just a smidge… fave pic no joke those are2 people and
s-un-rise: owlaholic: these jeans are the perfect fit and perfect color and perfectly rolled just a smidge… fave pic no joke
When the universe decides to chuck the perfect person at you but by that point you’re so screwed up that sooner or later you know you’ll drive them away
I spent 20 (wonderful, hilarious) minutes last night going through the POM tag looking for this just to show Private that his thiccness is beautiful and perfect!(nobutforrealthough)he doesn’t understand the thicc jokes, but he’ll always stand by
areyoutryingtodeduceme:221cbakerstreet:nopholom:princeofprocrastination:Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
